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lastnightsreading:

David Sedaris at Housing Works Bookstore, 6/3/14

This was amazing.

housingworksbookstore:

lastnightsreading:

David Sedaris at Housing Works Bookstore, 6/3/14

This was amazing.

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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obiwanlounobi:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

because-thats-what-people-do:

thesonicscrew:

did he fucking decapitate someone?

he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm

i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes 
And Michael does a Magneto hand

does fassbender say “oh jeepers” because i think he says oh jeepers

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…and will continue to. -Scarlett Johansson 

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lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

It’s just sad that people (mostly men, but not always) live up to the expectation that if you send them intimate pictures, they will make it onto the internet. 

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starfleetrambo:

comic © me

satan © himself

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Step 321: You don’t have to have feelings *about* your feelings

adulting:

Angry? Sad? Lonely? Ashamed? Maliciously gleeful? All of those are OK ways to feel and you don’t have to spend extra time and emotional energy berating yourself for feeling them. That is not productive.

I need this as one of those framed posters or embroidery right in front of my face when I wake up in the morning